Signs You’re a “Crazy Cat Person” (And Why That’s Totally Fine)
Maybe it started when you skipped happy hour because your cat was “having a clingy day.” Or when you found yourself debating the moral implications of switching litter brands. One day you woke up, and realized: You’ve gone full cat person.
But here's the truth: you're not crazy — you're committed. You're fluent in purrs, governed by feeding schedules, and emotionally invested in a creature that gives you side-eye daily. And that’s more than fine. That’s kind of beautiful.
Let’s break down the top 10 signs you’ve officially joined the club — and why that’s actually something to be proud of.
1. Your Cat Has a Social Media Following (and You’re the PR Team)
You’ve made a whole account just for them. Not just one with a few photos, either. We’re talking full-fledged content strategy. There are captions in your cat’s voice. Hashtags like #Caturday and #WhiskerWednesday. You’ve analyzed engagement. You’ve tested whether videos of mid-air leaps get more likes than slow-mo yawns.
You spend more time crafting captions for their posts than your own. You’ve debated filter choices like it’s a brand campaign. You refer to yourself as the “content manager” or “social media intern.” Friends don’t tag you in memes anymore — they tag the cat. And honestly, that feels right.
Why it’s fine: You’re sharing joy. It’s no different than posting about your kids, your food, or your hobbies — it just happens that your muse is four-legged and thinks boxes are better than anything you buy.
2. Your Phone Is 95% Cat Content
Go on. Scroll through your camera roll. What do you see?
A cat peeking out of a paper bag. A cat loafing on the window sill. A blurry mid-zoomie action shot that would be award-winning if it weren’t half tail.
You know the difference between “Nap on Couch” and “Nap on Laptop” albums. You've taken down perfectly nice selfies just to make room for a boop-able nose closeup.
You’ve started deleting screenshots and emails just to store more videos of that one time they chirped at a fly.
Why it’s fine: You’re documenting joy. Mundane, daily, silly joy. And that’s worth saving.
3. You Have Full Conversations With Your Cat
Your cat doesn’t just meow — they talk. And you? You answer. Constantly.
“Do you want the crunchy food or the pate?”
“Oh, I see. You’re mad I moved the blanket.”
“That was rude. I was talking to you.”
It’s not just one-sided either. You interpret the tail flicks and slow blinks as responses. You’ve even had arguments. Once, you gave them the silent treatment for an hour. Then you apologized. With a treat.
Why it’s fine: This back-and-forth makes your house feel less lonely. Pets don’t talk like humans, but they do communicate — and you’ve become fluent.
4. Your Cat Has More Control Over Your Schedule Than You Do
Your day doesn’t start with an alarm. It starts with a paw to the face. A single, echoing meow outside the bedroom door. Or the unmistakable sound of a glass being slowly, deliberately nudged off a table.
Mealtimes? Non-negotiable. There’s a sacred post-breakfast cuddle window, and you’ve been late to meetings trying not to disrupt it. You’ve rescheduled calls around prime sunbeam hours because that’s when they claim your lap. And when the zoomies hit at 11 p.m.? You’re up, because someone decided it’s time for chase-the-feather.
Need a visual? This reel captures it perfectly: a cat aggressively micromanaging breakfast while the human scrambles to comply. You can almost hear the unspoken message — “I run this house.”
Why it’s fine: You’ve built your life around someone else’s needs. You’ve accepted their rhythm. And unlike human roommates, your cat doesn’t leave laundry on the floor or eat your leftovers — just your peace and personal space, one scheduled cuddle at a time.
5. Your Decor Choices Are… Cat-Inspired
You didn’t used to care about rug texture or upholstery weave. Now you’re a textile detective.
That mid-century modern couch you loved? Too clawable. The Persian rug? A fur magnet. Your final pick? Something that hides fluff, resists claws, and wipes clean like a dream.
Your coffee table? Cleared for playtime. Your bookshelves? Converted into climbing walls. The houseplants? Long gone — replaced with cat grass and faux greenery after a few too many “taste tests” gone wrong.
This didn’t happen overnight. You’ve made conscious choices to build a home that works for both of you. It’s not just trial and error — it’s strategy. We’ve actually broken it all down in our blog on cat-proofing your apartment (especially for renters), with real tips for creating a space that’s stylish and cat-safe.
Why it’s fine: Your home works for the life you actually live — one with fur, claws, and a four-legged roommate who thinks they’re in charge. And honestly? That’s what good design should do.
6. You’ve Bought Toys, Towers, and Tunnels… and They Still Prefer the Box
You’ve dropped serious cash on enrichment. Auto-spinning laser toys. Multi-level cat trees. Subscription boxes filled with puzzle feeders and tiny plush sushi rolls.
And yet… the box it all came in? That’s the real treasure.
They climb in, curl up, and give you that smug look — as if to say, “I don’t need your fancy stuff. This right here is perfect.”
It’s not just a fluke either. We’ve broken it down in our own post: 7 Reasons Your Cat Is Obsessed with Boxes. Boxes aren’t just fun — they’re functional. They help cats feel safe, warm, hidden, and in control. Basically, a cardboard box checks every box on a cat’s mental health checklist.
Why it’s fine: The point isn’t whether the toy gets played with — it’s that you’re willing to try. That kind of ongoing, slightly irrational commitment? That’s love. Even if it comes wrapped in cardboard.
7. You’ve Cancelled Plans Because of Cat Feelings
You’ve bailed on drinks because “she looked anxious.” You’ve skipped brunch because “he was in a weird mood and I just want to check in.”
You’ve told friends, completely seriously, “I don’t want to leave her alone all weekend, she’s been clingy lately.”
And you mean it.
They don’t understand it — but you do. Your cat is family. If something feels off, it’s not just okay to stay — it’s the right thing.
Why it’s fine: This isn’t antisocial. It’s about connection. It’s about being present for someone who depends on you, even if that someone sleeps 16 hours a day.
8. You Feel Rejected When They Walk Away From You
You get home. You’ve had a rough day. All you want is some snuggles. You kneel down, arms open. Your cat? Walks right past. Maybe flicks their tail in your face for good measure.
It hurts. You wonder if they’re mad at you. You replay the morning in your head — were you late with breakfast? Did you shut the door too loudly?
And when they do curl up next to you? You cancel everything. You don’t move. You reach for snacks one-handed to avoid disturbing the cuddle.
Why it’s fine: That emotional rollercoaster? It means you care. You respect their moods. That’s real empathy — even if it ends with you crying because a creature with beans for toes won’t sit on your lap.
9. You Narrate Their Thoughts Like You’re Writing a Sitcom
“Excuse me, Karen, this bowl is clearly not full.”
“Oh, look who finally decided to clean the litter box. Took you long enough.”
“If I knock this over, will you give me attention? Let’s find out.”
You do this all day. Out loud. Sometimes in public. You’ve developed a whole personality for your cat, complete with snarky commentary and dramatic flair.
You’ve even considered writing a book. Or a comic. Or a podcast series called Mochi's Thoughts on the Human Condition.
Why it’s fine: You’re a storyteller. You’ve created a character based on the living, breathing weirdness in front of you. It’s creative. It’s fun. It’s not weird — it’s art.
10. You Love Them More Than You Love Most Humans
Let’s be honest. Your cat doesn’t ghost you. They don’t judge your outfit. They don’t send vague “we need to talk” texts.
They’re just there. Purring. Blinking. Occasionally biting you because you sneezed, but still.
You’ve cried into their fur. You’ve whispered your secrets to them. They’ve been your constant — through breakups, job drama, holidays, sick days, and lazy Sundays.
Why it’s fine: Love doesn’t have to make sense. It just has to be real. And if your deepest, most unconditional love is for a moody loaf of fur with toe beans? That’s beautiful.
Final Word: Are You a Crazy Cat Person?
Yes. Proudly.
But the world doesn’t need fewer cat people. It needs more people who:
- Laugh at harmless weirdness
- Take pictures of what makes them smile
- Show up with consistency and care
- Talk to their pets like they’re old friends
- Make room — in their homes and their hearts — for joy
So yes, keep the cat mugs. Keep the meow playlists. Keep buying those toys they’ll never use. You're not losing it.
You're just loving fully.
And that’s more than fine.